The cinema of the theatre of the absurd
So, after some thought, I have decided to confess something to you good Penguin Blog readers.
I have mentioned my lowbrow tastes before – specifically my love of robots –
and more specifically those robots that are in disguise. But I don’t just like populist trash. Recently I read Eugène Ionesco’s plays ‘Rhinoceros’, ‘The Chairs’ and ‘The Lesson’ (not for work, just because I'm, you know, classy). They are funny, startling and probably the best thing I have read all year. ‘The Lesson’ in particular left me stunned and upset and just amazed by how good it was.
But that isn’t the confession. After I had finished them, I was looking on Wikipedia and saw that a film based on ‘Rhinoceros’ came out in America in April. It is called Zombie Strippers! and features porn star Jenna Jameson (which I mention mainly to try and up our Google ranking a few notches) along with Robert Englund (who's most famous as Freddy Krueger).
I don’t know what your first reaction is to a film called Zombie Strippers! I imagine it’s probably a bit of an opinion splitter. But I have a lot of time for comedy horror – things like Army of Darkness, Re-animator and From Dusk Till Dawn (which, actually, it wouldn’t have been much of a stretch to rename Zombie Strippers!). So I approached it with an open mind.
Boy, it’s not good.
The play is about a French town where people start giving themselves over to a craze of turning into rhinoceroses – great, lumbering, destructive rhinoceroses – to the dismay of Berenger, the central character.
The film is about zombie strippers.
‘Based on’ might be a bit of a stretch.
In fact, the film’s desperate to let you know that it’s not the dumb, silly trash it actually is, and thinks it can prove it has book smarts by calling the town it is set in Sartre, Nebraska and showing Jenna Jameson reading Nietzsche. This is like a proud parent trying to convince you their moron child is a genius by putting him in a paper hat made from a page of Das Kapital. And the claim that it’s ‘based on’ ‘Rhinoceros’ is pretty much just another part of this desperate grab for credibility.
Perhaps the most significant impact ‘Rhinoceros’ has on the film is that Englund’s strip club owner is called Ian Essko. (Ian Essko – Ionesco. Get it? DO YOU GET IT?) And while the play’s a comic satire about fascism, the film fumbles clumsily with some message about the zombies being conformists. And the one hope you’d have for a film called Zombie Strippers! – that it’s surely not going to be horribly pretentious – is ruined.
And while they were worried about looking smart, they didn’t put in any good jokes, so they managed to make a film that’s not funny, smart, scary or sexy.
That’s okay. Watch Army of Darkness instead, read ‘Rhinoceros’.
The problem is that about half way through it I realised that thanks to a TV series called Masters of Horror, it was actually not the first, but the second time I’d seen Robert Englund play the owner of a zombie strip club. Which says something troubling about my viewing habits.
So that’s the confession.
Alan
Copywriter
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